Oh... You poor man. That's how I got where I am. Trust me, that is a valuable card. Shake. Bart: [to Milhouse] Wander away from the group? Hey, Bart. Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. All rights reserved. But not today. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off. Right this way. My sister's my best friend! The episode's title references Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Look, Kirk. I have visitation rights. Funny little guy. (sniffling), Marge: Hmm. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Milhouse Doesnt Live Here Anymore “I gave my look some new flava. Branford Marsalis' car broke down outside your house? Put new text under old text. Bart: Lise, you are so dead. It says there's a curse on the mound. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! I don't think you understand the mechanics of heterosexual s*x. TV sure has come a long way, huh, Milhouse? Oh, fine. (WHIMPERS) Just forget everything you know about gravity. Kirk Van Houten: I got a court order bringing him back. Yep. Why don't you play outside? Really? Edit. Learn to edit; get help. Well, I'm sure he'll be happy you came. We're like Howard Carter discovering the Temple of Tutankhamen. Just because I have Milhouse back doesn't mean I haven't learned a few things about being a brother. I am so wasted. But I know so much about it. Maybe it was you Thank you. (SCREAMS) You're panhandling! Now I've got new friends. Outside? You're my best friend! Wow. Lancelot Link: Ow, my banana! Mom and Dad value us equally and... Ah, you're right. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. [splashes Lisa and she sprays Bart in the face and he picks up the car sponge] I'm gonna hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family. Now that is good crazy. Speaking of which... (HUMMING) it's gonna be tough to be peppy today. Why don't you play outside? BCDB Rating: "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" has not yet received enough votes to be rated. Okay, go ahead. Listen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do. (VOCALIZING) Repo man. Three, four, five, chance. Please! (SQUEAKING) I'll dance for my money! But it's not my turn. Bart, this is a Native American burial mound. That's great! And it's not easy. Homer: [thinking to himself while looking in the mirror] Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the baldest of them all? He lives in Russia. A Twinkie? I didn't say stop. Bart: Oh, that does sound fun. I still can't believe he gave me diamonds! My nose makes its own bubble gum. I think you would do well with crazy guy. Plota Táirgeadh Tagairtí Thank you. My mom's already transferred her 401 K. No! Look, just because Milhouse is gone, doesn't mean you have to pretend to be my friend. Let them while away the afternoon spilling their beer on gullets and trousers while drooling over French postcards. Mom says I'm supposed to help you. That's where me and Milhouse played. Mmm-hmm. That Chevron Station has the most romantic bouquets. Like Englishmen and Scots! Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. It's our anniversary. Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? [opens up the safe, and pulls out a Twinkie] Huh? You can confirm the accuracy of the hose. [laughs crazily]. Bart: You mean, up until now you did care? Homer: Hmm? Milhouse moves to Capital City, and therefore Lisa and Bart become best friends. Hmm. Capitol City? Homer: Marge, I'm not gonna lie to you... (pauses then goes back to reading the newspaper). Apu: Attention, American bar devils. Of course I don't believe it... (SCREAMS). Ha! It’s not very funny, but at this point in the series I appreciate the writers attempting a down-to-earth, character-driven story with no random plot twists or gimmicks. Chraol an dara heipeasóid déag, "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore", den cúigiú sraith déag The Simpsons ar an 15 Feabhra 2004.Scríobh Julie Chambers agus David Chambers an eipeasóid seo. Marge: Listen, Mr. Hobo, you may not have laundry to wash, but I do. Suck it in! You're my best friend! That's why we're bums. Seymour Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people. Hello, I'm lsabel Sanford, the beloved Weezy from The Jeffersons. (SIGHS) All right. Movin' on up. (PEOPLE SCREAMING) Milhouse, Bart's here. I'll fight you with every lunch half-hour I get! Now let me show you that mound. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. The judge said I was the most pathetic person he'd ever seen in court. You don't know him. Have you been clubbing? Those Cap City kids don't think I'm cool anymore. Ralph: ...18, 19, 20. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. That's how I got where I am. That's not true, Bart. Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2,000 years ago. What up, B? Wedgie! December 2020. And it's not easy. Oh, my God. Took a whole lotta tryin' Just to get up that hill. Home sweet home. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. Bart: Well, if it's not easy, don't do it. Listen, you have any pointers for a newbie? The flowers, the earrings, the Bob Seger boxed set, which really only needed to be one disk, but the box was nice! To the east side. Great. That's why we're bums. Man: (OVER INTERCOM) Now departing, No-Frills Airlines Flight 89. Lisa: [thinking to herself] Oh, my God! Then he folded the bed back into … Lisa: [to Milhouse] Milhouse, I thought your mom took you away forever. … New to Wikipedia? Man: It's the Paul Lynde, Helen Reddy, Hudson Brothers Easter Special, with guest stars Willie Tyler and Lester, and Nadia Comaneci. And you're also supposed to pay child support! Bart treba naučiti živjeti bez svoga najboljeg prijatelja. Pick up a card. Then he folded the bed back into the couch and disappeared into the night. Usually followed by a little coda to cut the treacle. (Homer screams) You're panhandling! © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Or should I say "Mrs. Crab Apple?" SADRŽAJ. Then we're all cool. Ah. Who killed Bo-Jangles? Post your Comments or Review Boo-yeah! Lisa: (CHUCKLING) Hey, we shouldn't tell anyone we were here. (SCREAMS) (SCRATCHY GRUNTING) (SIGHS) (GROANING) (LAUGHING). "The Simpsons" Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I knew you'd blow it. Oh... You poor soul. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Directed by Matthew Nastuk. (uncovers his eyes) I found you, Bart! Smithers, the board of directors is coming here today. And he's just jamming till Wynton shows up? Bart: Since he's been back, Milhouse has had three bloody noses and stepped in dog doo. Fish don't fry in the kitchen. Grampa: [appears at the door with wet pants] Shut up, it's a serious problem! Nobody ever brings those up! This place should be our special secret. Homie, I'd like to know what you've been doing after work. Thank you. Well, we're movin on up. (LISA READING) What? You think you can dance. I brought you the Cap City version of Monopoly. Get in the car, Milhouse. (shows him the checkers on the table), Ralph: (dissatisfied) I don't like you, Boy-Mommy! 15x12 - Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore. We were having a sleepover and a robber came and wet my bed. Nobody ever brings those up! Just get out this door, rummy, and you're the city's problem. I don't need your "sharity." But you can't take Milhouse. This is not a forum for general discussion of the article's subject. Movin' on up. Hey, Lise, you want to play Cap City Monopoly? Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore/Gallery. Pick up a card. Then he folded the bed back into the couch and disappeared into the night. Framegrabs from the Season 15 episode, Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore.Milhouse moves to Capitol City, where he gets a totally new image. U posjeti muzeju televizora Milhouse se ponaša jako nepristojno, ali uskoro se sazna da je to zbog selidbe u Capitol City. And you're also supposed to pay child support! Oh, my God. Ha-ha! Bart without his friend bonds with Lisa and the find a cave full of caveman stuff. Yes. Oh, Bart, that's really sweet. Geronimo! I'll match it! Oh, boy. [The doorbell rings, Bart opens the door to see Nelson standing there]. [throws the car sponge at Lisa and they start laughing and begin splashing each other]. I don't want them to see Snap, Crackle, and Pop down there. (SOBBING). Bart: Hey, that wasn't me. Simpson's Quote from Episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" Lisa: "The mound builders" "worshiped turtles, as well as badgers, snakes, and other animals." (LAUGHING) Look. I "borrowed" my uncle's pellet gun. What's on the menu? What did you plan to get your wife, Homer? Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004) Season 15 Episode EABF07- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide. Nelson: Hey, Bart. Thank you. (GASPS) Homie, they're beautiful. Mr. Burns calls Homer, Lenny, and Carl "Snap, Crackle, and Pop". Bertha Doesn’t Live Here Any More. I have visitation rights. Capitol City Kids: [taunting Bart] Springfield baby in a diaper, poked his eye with a windshield wiper. Sheesh. Bad musician, messed up vet, cripple, fake cripple, religious zealot, and crazy guy. Getchell was also the screenwriter for the 1981 Docudrama film "Mommie dearest" which is based on Christina Crawford's Nightmarish childhood with her adoptive mother and Actress Joan Crawford. Oh, come on. Homer: To old man Burns, who's paying us to drink because we're embarrassing. Now please, let me give you a wedgie in front of these guys. I never thought I'd have to take a plane to see Milhouse. Hey, Moldilocks. We're having a simultaneous pass out! Views: 407. Marge: Homie? Let's go switch the heads on the Cosby kids. "Bart will defend you when other kids call you a nerd." Then let's just say I don't care what people think of me anymore. I want to get a second house, closer to work. I knew you'd blow it. Lisa: (telephone ringing) Hi, Janey. Just saying it makes my butt feel warm again. Uh... Maybe later. (DOORBELL RINGS) What up, M-life? You know, I think your sister could use a little help washing the car. You told him our secret? Ah. And to remind you of what you've done, I'm gonna keep these earrings and wear them at social occasions. The Web's Largest Resource for Movie & Play Scripts. What? Oh. What's wrong? Pity custody! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? Hey, that wasn't me. My brother's my best friend! I think I'm gonna use this card right now. Gettin' our turn at bat. Hey, I thought you said my money was no good. Homer: Yeah, you heard your mother. Or like when I discovered the school Xerox code. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. I brought you the Cap City version of Monopoly. This isn't over! This isn't over! Well, there are six schools of begging. That's what you call commitment to a bit. Bart, honey, it's a nice day. Pick up a card. You did not. A Stagetale by D.D. I still can't believe he gave me diamonds. 02/21/04 00:14 (SINGING) ♪ The Simpsons ♪ (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! [The scene cuts to the Simpson's family home and inside the living room, Bart inserts a home video tape that labels, "Milhouse & Me" into the VCR player, a young Bart and young Milhouse are seen playing with the toy cars, Bart places a Hot Wheels car down the race track which lands into Homer's mouth, he coughs up four Hot Wheels car toys, Bart and Milhouse both laugh], [Bart starts sobbing quietly until Marge enters the room]. It's awesome! 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