Burke and Dr. Woodard review the case, again. We discuss mythopoetic trickster-figures for a while, and then it’s back to Julia making faces. Dark Shadows is saved from the scaffold, thanks to hard-working fans, a bunch of audiotapes and the amazing power of Star Trek slash fiction. There’s only a week and a half left in the 1840 storyline, so it’s time to start pushing villains off the roof. While the 1840 Quentin is locked up for witchcraft, we take a look at a Paperback Library novel about Quentin starting a black magic cult at Collinwood and then not really doing very much with it. Episode 1039: Barnabas, Julia and the Lady in the Back Parlor Elizabeth knows too much about the unseen horrors menacing her family, and there’s only one thing to do. The week-long Dark Shadows quality improvement program concludes by turning into the weirdest possible version of Rebecca. Episode 426: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Jeb Hawkes shows us how to treat a lady. Barnabas finds his Roxanne again, and invites her out on a chronologically impossible date. King Johnny Romana brings Magda to a tribunal, conducted before a jury of deceased killer pirate gypsies from Boston. Carolyn’s new husband is afraid of his own shadow. Roger wakes up on the floor, and finds Julia standing nearby, admiring the architecture. Episode 717: Mommy Weirdest Episode 1050: The Fault in Our Stars This episode poses the crucial etiquette problem: How crazy can a house guest be, before you start carelessly leaving train schedules around, and talking about how nice it is in Boston at this time of year? Episode 1080: What’s in Store Episode 1210: The Night We Met Episode 211: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner  Episode 735: The Punishment Book Also: Hat parties. Hailing from a somewhat musical family, he cited his grandmother, mother and younger sister as influences and he started songwriting himself between 1989 and 1990. Baffling scenes featuring people wearing baffling outfits. Episode 376: Card Tricks After two weeks, the global Leviathan conspiracy is falling to pieces, so they turn to the only person who can help them: a thirteen-year-old shoplifter. House of Dark Shadows: Let’s Not Play Insane Games Episode 592: And the Walls Fell Down A new soap opera appears on ABC’s daytime schedule, and heads are gonna roll. Episode 796: Death and Taxes Episode 701: The Most Important Thing About Quentin Is that really too much to ask? Just as Quentin thinks he has the upper Hand, in walks Aristede and his Dancing Girl. Sarah visits Maggie, and demands her doll back. Episode 808: Twisting Episode 881: Sunny Day It doesn’t go that well. Episode 214: Very Much Alive Not today, obviously, but pretty soon. Angelique lures Joe into her clutches, in yet another scene that reminds me of The Maltese Falcon. Barnabas issues baffling instructions, Edward bristles his mustache, and Laura’s pilot light finally goes out. Episode 286: Slumber Party Not this balcony, naturally; I mean the balcony in the theater next door. All the funny extras you toss in have me ROFL and you point out all the little things I missed as a child which makes it even funnier. Episode 273: All These Years Episode 815: The Time Television Barnabas decides that the best way to deal with his problems is to poison his wife’s sherry. Episode 271: I Killed Paul Stoddard Episode 818: The Green Light We take the opportunity to consider some important questions about ghosts, and orphans, and plane crashes, and the true meaning of “time bomb”. You will see, Quentin. Episode 686: The Case of the Lifted Ledger, Episode 723: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Vampires, Episode 746: The Love Lives of Unhappy People, Episode 752: The One Where Evan Ruins the Carpet, Episode 756: I Know You Are But What Am I, Episode 758: Give Me the Strength to Crush My Enemy, Episode 762: Dark Shadows’ Agents of THEY, Episode 763: The One Where Magda Finds Out, Episode 766: You Have to Admit She’s Got a Point, Episode 773: The Persecution and Assassination of Minerva Trask as Performed by Tim Shaw Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade, Episode 784: Things People Say When They’ve Run Out of Sensible Things to Say, Episode 786: The Blog Post About The Original Music From Dark Shadows with The Robert Cobert Orchestra & Featuring Jonathan (Barnabas) Frid and David (Quentin) Selby, Episode 799: When Halloween Decorations Ruled the World, Episode 801/802: You’re a Crook, Captain Hook, Episode 833: 3D Printing – The Early Years, Episode 841: Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There, Strange Paradise, Episode 1: Dry Ice Burns, Strange Paradise, Episode 4: The Cryonic Woman, Strange Paradise, Episode 5: When Raxl Attacks, Dark Shadows Comic Strip, part 9: The Treachery of Images, House of Dark Shadows: Let’s Not Play Insane Games, Episode 1211: Plague, Die, Plague, Die, Plague, Die, Plague, Time Travel, part 15: Dark Shadows Without Dark Shadows. It’s Halloween 1968, and the young children of America are watching a half-naked Joe throttle Barnabas with a rope. 1) Try to guess what offbeat line Danny will quote in his blog. Episode 754: The Hunger Games Barnabas Collins is dead, and Julia and Willie dare each other to drive a stake through his heart. They have not used that time effectively. The Dark Shadows comic strip killed the TV show, and now it’s coming for us. For the final pre-emption day, we look at Sam Hall’s “Here’s What Really Happened to Barnabas & Co”, to learn about the long-range plans that they didn’t have for the characters. Episode 210: Opening the Box We break into the mausoleum, find… Barnabas tries to figure out what’s happened to Julia, who’s the latest vampire victim. This is the Dark Shadows best-case scenario. Sam and Joe try to investigate what’s happened to Maggie, and then Julia lies to everybody. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. This is not a typical soap opera question. Episode 381: Runaway Bride Episode 269: Loving the Monster    Another medical school dropout makes a haunted house call. Episode 810: The Most Dangerous Game Episode 605: The Crazy World Episode 1015: You Were Murdered Episode 681: Could He Talk? Roger talks to Willie, Jason, Sheriff Patterson and Dr. Woodard. Dark Shadows Comic Strip, part 3: The Bite of Love From public TV networks to video and DVD to streaming — we need to support the continued availability of the show. Episode 814: Another Thing Coming Episode 671: The Phone Book of the Dead Jeff is forced to help build another Frankenstein monster. Episode 607: In a World of Turtlenecks Bravo! Amy tries to blow the whistle on the haunted-house story, but she runs into a couple of unfortunate speed bumps. Episode 884: Widow’s Hell Everybody else needs to lighten the hell up. Episode 600: The Mate That Fate Had Me Created For Who’s up for a good old-fashioned teens on the run story? We collected the complete DVD series years ago, but now we are closer than ever to completing our quest. At a certain point, either your show is going to do a two-part episode at Disney World or it’s not. The dark chambers of the Inquisition stifled all advance in thought, so the civilization and the culture of Spain, as well as her political system, settled into rigid forms to await only the inevitable process of stagnation and decay. Episode 627: Bad Moon Rising Episode 710: Been Caught Stealing Dark Shadows Comic Strip, part 5: Try to Forget Time Travel, part 1: Mist Opportunities    Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Episode 1074: Future So Bright Episode 220: Never Drink Wine Episode 335: The Shadow He Casts The only subscription streaming is on Hulu, and they only carry 280 eps at a time. Count Petofi throws the I Ching wands and opens the doors of perception, but his vibrations are bad, his head space is wrong and he’s got too many hang-ups. Angelique reads the episode guide aloud, Quentin calls on Baal out of the blue, and Magda completes her transition to Julia with a wig on. Episode 604: The Sedating Game Judith interrupts one of Quentin’s murder attempts for the second time in two days, and Barnabas gets some long-overdue face time with Edith. Episode 954: Irreconcilable Episode 813: Happy Haunts Episode 1104: The Burning It’s another Dark Shadows pre-emption special, where we watch an episode of the 1991 revival and try to figure out what it all means. Episode 1141: 13 Reasons Why A private funeral is held on the grounds of Wayne Manor for Bruce, by those who knew his true identity (including Gordon and Blake). Episode 383: The Newlywed Game   Episode 630: Vicki Ruins Everything Tim watches calmly, with an amused smile on his face, as the woman he’s murdered struggles for a last painful breath. 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